[MTT would have to agree that it was a form of love indeed, to know that someone would die should the threat of exposure come into being. The robot smiles fondly down at the smaller man, their silent acknowledgement something worth a heady smille, a simmering ardor in itself... And Emet-Selch always invites kisses just by existing, he thought. It's not that Mettaton resists in the moment, but that he has other things to tend to.
Like the movement of robes, and the situation of his own body between Emet-Selch's legs. The couch isn't one the idol shopped for and it is quite small, if an average-sized couch by most standards. To them, it's small, and Emet-Selch makes room for his larger husband by readily spreading his thighs. As a result, his leg's made to go off the edge. It was only natural that Mettaton would hike up the plentiful fabric, especially because this creates even more of a nest at his lap.
The robot grins.]
It's hard, Hades-dearest. To avoid crushing you.
[Because he was so satisfying to press against, to deposit the full of his weight as firmly as possible against him. His body can take it, and the smaller man was a delight to feel underneath him, for every shift of his body and every change of it besides... Mettaton sighs as he settles, curling around the egg as he arches around his husband, setting nicely between spread legs. Stradling him, half-way to scooping him into his lap, Mettaton hums comfortably.]
Now that you mention it... No, nobody's told me how long. Two weeks, to a month?
[As Mettaton generates... snail trivia, and ascribes it to a dragon. He blinks doown at the shell and flashes Emet-Selch a smile, deciding that his answer should suffice, as that's how long a snail hatches so why not a dragon? It doesn't matter; Mettaton waves it off.]
I'm sure we can look into it. Maybe at the library. [No, he hasn't tried yet, and will likely hear from someone who has before he meets failure.] For now, we just need to focus on each other, right? If affection and cuddling is key, we've a lot of that between us, you and I. Hmm...
[Natural inclination indeed... Mettaton squirms closer, wrapping his arms around Emet-Selch starting from around his chest after tucking his hands underneath Emet-Selch's arms. His hands wander to meet squarely in the middle of his back, and the robot finds himself a spot secured between legs, warmly cradling that egg between their bodies. ...Of course, every so often Mettaton's body collides with its sturdy shell, and a soft impact's made, but it'll be fine.]
... I was thinking, Hades. About our future here, and what we want together. I'd just been at the Crystal, before I fell in this business about dragons and egg-rearing. [His smile sobers slightly, but his eye remains bright with hope and love.] So I wanted first to share this with you.
[Whatever the origin, love was evident between them, whether it was delivered through fond looks or more dubious ones. It was all affectionate, devoted. Emet-Selch sighs a comment with a small shake of his head.]
I'm used to your crushing. Your egg, however, is not.
[Though it seemed sturdy enough from his minor examination of it, that it probably wouldn't shatter if dropped. Even so, Mettaton was a heavy robot with reduced sensitivity besides... but it seemed fine for the moment, with the taller man curling around their incubating pet, and otherwise pressing himself firmly against the Ascian's body. Not crushing yet, but with a solidity he did enjoy, and something he latches onto, encouraging this way of being handled, scooped close. Making the best use they could of this insufficient couch (most couches they'd owned had been insufficient).
And while he doesn't question verbally this 'two weeks to a month' concept, Emet-Selch does raise an eyebrow at it, considering that Mettaton had just said that no one had told him. A number pulled out of nowhere (he doesn't even consider snail knowledge as the origin for this number, as what did snails have to do with dragons).
But he shrugs again as Mettaton waves it off; it didn't really matter, at this stage, whether it was a week or a year... though if it grew to take too long, he'd be inclined to toss the egg out as defective (another small threat towards the developing lizard, a warning not to languish within shell-secured comforts). If there was information to be gained somewhere, it could be gained at some other time.
Humming a quiet affirmation (though the inclination struck to argue, or to complain over the trouble all this Mettaton-company would be, that he'd never get a break or know peace again), he wraps his own arms around him as much as he could. A return of that embrace, and if Mettaton occasionally knocked into scaly shell, it was something the egg would have to learn to get used to. If it wanted to share in their cuddles, this would be the least of what it would have to endure. And when Mettaton speaks again, that line of reply takes priority anyway.]
The Crystal isn't like to answer anyone's questions- and rarely, anyone's prayers. [Where Mettaton sobers, Emet-Selch glances aside; what was their future here? Their prior worlds together held the same question, and with no good answer being any more forthcoming.
There was only the more short-term future, an improvement of their conditions.] And now, we have an egg to look after to distract us.
[The egg would either resist Mettaton's particular crushing, or it would learn to. Mettaton is sure of this, and seems unconcerned about hovering over it, especially as he's busy encroaching on his husband little by little. Surely, this cuddling business would be beneficial to all three of them, knowing what he knows.
The raised eyebrow earns a reply from Mettaton, who quirks an eyebrow at Emet-Selch right back. A teasing tug at the corner of his lip and an affectionate handsing, as Mettaton gropes at Emet-Selch's back.]
Don't give me that look. It'll take as long as it likes... and possibly longer, with you as the father!
[If Emet-Selch were a baby dragon in an eggshell, Mettaton imagines he'd really languish in there for as long as possible. Psychically, this is Mettaton's reply to any moment Emet-Selch demanded the dragon hurry up and hatch, lest he toss it out and consider it defective. The rotton egg effect is just a tired dragon and a tired Emet-Selch, MTT would argue, as for some reason he's the only one to demand that anyone do any hurrying.
It's playfully said, as he knows he'll want to know at some point the definitive answer. Maybe some of the other Dreamers would know how long it takes to incubate a dragon egg. It was a problem for future Mettaton.
Present Mettaton is pleased to have his lover's arms around him, and he wriggles into his arms. Of course, the egg is made to endure more tapping and bouncing of one unyielding surface against its own, whether it's glass or metal or silicone-around-metal.
Though sobered, it's only far enough to discuss a line of thinking determined rather than anything grave, and Mettaton sighs at Emet-Selch's pessimism.]
Oh, I know it. I was just Crystal-side, asking for all kinds of stuff, to see what I might get it to spit out! [Shaking his head, it's obvious that the Crystal didn't answer a single query. A quick glance to the bedroom, though, and...] Hmm... Nope. It didn't give me another body to transfer into. No gifts waiting for me on my pillow, the way my wedding ring waited for me. And unless you feel particularly powerful all of a sudden... I don't think it answered a single desire of mine today. It's particular! And cruel. Apparently, I'm not rich enough still...
[Oh, to be poor. Dramatically, Mettaton's head hangs. This egg was a distraction, but not really, as Mettaton was always forward-thinking while living in the present. But this is where Mettaton lifts his head with a grin, snuggling so close that the egg is well-pressed against any plane of his body it can be pressed to.]
But. Is there a rule where we can't wish for something together, you and I...? If we pool together our shards, and unite our hearts... couldn't we wish for anything? An upgraded body, for me? Your powers, for you? ... A business license?
[Emet-Selch would counter that an egg couldn't learn to resist anything, it would simply be crushed- but then, if it couldn't handle a bit of roughness here and there, then it was better for it to be cracked open now, so they could be done with it. More pressing than the topic of crushing, though, was Mettaton's next tease. His look flattens, even while the robot's hands explore his back, and if it wouldn't have meant unhanding him himself, he would've waved the idea off.]
Of all the thousands of offspring I've sired in my time, a dragon was never amongst them. Something like that, I would have remembered.
[He was not the father, and he would not be blamed for any slow-hatching reptiles. The threat remained. For the future.
For the now, though: the result of Mettaton's recent Crystal visit. A result of nothing, as expected, his lover's persistence and charm not something that would be effective on every entity. But Emet-Selch hadn't had any hopes left to raise, nor dash. And yet he felt a small bit disappointed nonetheless.]
So neither of us are enhanced, [He confirms, as his hand absently strokes along Mettaton's side.] nor recovered to what we're meant to be. Our pleas are, as of yet, unheeded.
[As he'd asked the Crystal himself, recently... to no better effect. No additional functionalities for his husband; no greater powers for himself. They were poor.
But for Mettaton's dramatic dismay-and-recovery, what would've been a look of mild commiseration turns into something thoughtful and skeptical both.
Unlike in Aefenglom, where Emet-Selch had mooched and then lived off a sizeable payment for being tortured, here he was mooching and... sort of, occasionally, doing something here and there. For money. It wasn't as though he were against work, or effort, only things that were dull (and the past month he hadn't done much of anything beyond cough up flowers). But he wouldn't leave Mettaton to save up on his own- at least, not when the goals were something they both wanted.
So he wasn't entirely without resources himself. But to ask together... the mage still frowns, looking aside again.]
If there's a rule against cooperation, 'tis not one written anywhere we can read it. But even should we collect our shards together, it won't obtain us everything.
[His hand twitches.]
--And should I find myself suddenly bankrupted for the sake of your business license I'll- [Not be able to do anything about it. Which deflates him slightly.] ...be less willing to humor your suggestions again.
[He's not siring any dragons, but Mettaton has decided that they are Eggnant With Dragon, and that means they're sharing parental responsibilities, such as being fathers. But if it dawdled, Mettaton would definitely blame it on Emet-Selchβespecially as he grows to understand better the psychic connection it really has with the two closest by.
He could feel the dismissal, though, and that was okay by Mettaton. He continues to lean in, and continues to scrape against the egg, pressing it into Emet-Selch's soft abdomen. The egg handles this abuse like a champ, showing no signs of disruption, its sturdy exterior built for large, scaly parents. It would resist much of Mettaton.
The egg could simply sit there and remain audience to the couple's Crystalline considerations, as Emet-Selch ponders Mettaton's suggestion with an edge of doubt. And Mettaton beams, reassured by Emet-Selch's... agreement, as it could be put.]
I'm so glad you agree! [That there didn't seem to be a rule against wishing together. Mettaton rubs and pats Emet-Selch's back, squirming ever closer.] I can't think of something we CAN'T obtain, with our combined work. Short of our actual wishes, perhaps... as I can't imagine Vaeros would let us redeem that with shards. He'd have nothing to lord over us, that way.
[And even without asking, Mettaton knew what Emet-Selch's wish would be. He knew what Emet-Selch would wish for at the bottom of his heart... ...The fact of the matter is, that Mettaton could have wished for exactly the same thing as his husband. He didn't. He knows he didn't, but he doesn't regret his own wish, even when he knows it's more self-serving. He could obtain his own dreams, while still dreaming up solutions to Emet-Selch's.
But back to the matter of wishes and wants, Mettaton gives Emet-Selch a sultry look, a lowering of his lashes as he flutters them charmingly.]
Come on now, Hades. A business license means the production of... more shards! If I start up my brand here, I can better use my talents to make it big, and make money off of any idea I can dream! [Even the worst ones. Mettaton slips so close that it could very well wind Emet-Selch, with how firmly that egg is being forced into him. The only one who would be crushed here is Emet-Selch, under robot and dragon (egg).] I want to tell you my first idea, and I'll grow my business from there. An entertainment venue!! A better one than that horrendous bar they have here, and one glamorous enough to make even the audience feel like part of the spectacle!
[Mettaton smiles, eye bright and body wound tight enough to pounce, either on Emet-Selch or his dream. Both, at the same time, especially if he could rope the smaller man into helping him fund the endeavor.]
Like my restaurant-resort!! A stage... exclusive seating. Reservations. Fabulous food, and delightful wait staff. A fountain, featuring me... And a daily lineup of performers! It would be an outlet for those who wish for entertainment, and those who wish to entertain!
[From large, scaly parents, to one squishy and one metallic. But with little concern in him for the egg's fate (and that it did seem to be holding up well against this bit of jostling... if anything, it would be his own body to give way first), and even less desire to pretend to be a parent to anything, ever again, he lets it drop for now.
Any amount of shard-gathering wouldn't buy for them their true wishes- he assumed that much. Emet-Selch still didn't believe their true wishes would be granted anyway, and whether it was due to lack of capacity or willingness, he didn't care. The result would be the same. But as for buying something smaller together, yes... he thought it might be allowed. Though Mettaton's enthusiastic response only raised his suspicion- and the way he was looked at did nothing to ease it, his sultry look meeting an impassive stare.
More pertinent now were Mettaton's business plans, and while he had nothing against the idol finding some way to spend the time (and potentially produce shards), he was far less certain over his own precious shard-collection being devoted to this venture. And his chance of cooperation dwindled the more the robot described, as he imagined Mettaton emptying his accounts for the sake of purchasing a series of Mettaton-shaped fountains....
His sour look is interrupted by something of a grimace though, as Mettaton seemed determined most of all to lodge this egg inside him in some crude, unpleasant way. Though he tries to squirm to adjust his position somewhat and escape this fate, he's too tightly held down to succeed. The discomfort does nothing to improve his willingness to concede anything to him.]
If that's- your aim, you're not getting a lone shard from me.
[From holding onto him, his hands push at Mettaton's chest, wanting most of all to not be crushed by enthusiasm/egg.]
[Emet-Selch's hands round his back to press firmly against his chest, and Mettaton obeys their direction far enough to quit pushing the egg into Emet-Selch's soft middle. His eye blows wide with surprise, as though he hadn't foreseen such a severe rejection out of Emet-Selch.
And then he pouts.]
Waste? You don't like my idea?
[Brow furrowing, Mettaton settles back just slightly enough that at least Emet-Selch isn't being crushed under him/egg. His arms remain slung around his back, and Mettaton clings fast to him, even though he's settled slightly back now.]
I thought it was a fabulous idea! Then, what sort of establishment would you be willing to finance?
[Mettaton is flexible, as he overlooks the fact that it's perhaps the mention of a hypothetical MTT fountain that is what has Emet-Selch ticked. That seems a small detail to him, that would just come as part of the parcel deal- or perhaps something he'd angle for in future, as he refines his vision. With, or without, Emet-Selch's help.
Scooting close, nudging Emet-Selch's thighs well onto his lap, Mettaton gazes at Emet-Selch's face, soaking in his drawn features. Flattening his palms against his back, the robot leans over the egg again, curling around it rather than pressing into it.]
I'm about making profit, so we no longer have to perform odd tasks around town for our keep. And if you'd do it with me... I'd want it to be something you agree to.
[Plus any additional things Mettaton sneaks in there, or otherwise adds on... The idea of stuffing his wait staff into silly costumes, for example, is not something that is stated. There are all kinds of horrors to behold. A labyrinth, outside of the labyrinth... of Bad Decisions.]
[Though he exhales a small relief when Mettaton finally shifts upward, and the solidity of the dragon egg is no longer being leveraged into him, it's not enough to remove his exasperation when the robot persists in all else. When this idea seems to have been premeditated and not something entirely spur of the moment- which doesn't actually persuade him as to its viability or sense.
If anything, he's more put out that Mettaton had apparently been planning to ambush him with this, rather than wanting his shards for anything useful.]
None, I'm not financing any establishment. Where did you even get the insane idea that I would--
[Not now, at least, when it seemed to him that there were far more crucial things to obtain first. Things that actually mattered, rather than a business, which could be done later, if at all (and still without his backing).]
Especially when you say it as though my agreement is already a concession on your part, rather than a baseline. [Even without knowing what Bad Decisions lay just beyond Mettaton's presentation of the idea, he was ready to refuse the concept outright. And the closer the robot scooted, the more he tensed, waiting for the discomfort of an egg being lodged back in his abdomen.] I've better things to do than indulge your whims.
[It could be done later, and is entirely behind the other things they prioritize. But it doesn't stop Mettaton from thinking about it, from talking about it... And from blabbing about his ideas to Emet-Selch rather than holding onto them until they could be center stage. (Besides, Emet-Selch getting his powers first felt like a priority compared to a business, because they could come in ever so much help!)
But it wasn't the first thing he wanted Emet-Selch's help in, as there were other things to finance. Mettaton smiles, sinking comfortably into his spot. The egg gets more of his weight, but it's not so much that it's dug into the Ascian beneath this time.]
Such a shame. I was looking forward to it! [To his help; to his input. He really was, and he decides it's still not a lost cause when he shrugs.] We'll see how you feel later. When you don't have better things to do. Such as... team up with me to alter my body, and regain your powers. You'll still do that, hmm?
[Mettaton has decided that Emet-Selch's exasperation could be addressed directly. He doesn't view even his shard-and-fame-generating ventures to take precedence over these two important tasks- which he would see to, with or without Emet-Selch's help.
Withdrawing one hand from his back, Mettaton reaches for Emet-Selch's fingers. He weaves four digits in with five, sure that they were together on these ventures to start. From there, he could see if Emet-Selch was willing to work with him- and even then, the idol would see his own desires to fruition on his own. (He still had other business ideas, though, and would gladly air them out.)]
[A nearness he only tolerates, still sore, still waiting for a careless shift to displace organs with eggs, doing nothing to encourage the contact. And though he permits Mettaton his hand, he doesn't return his grasp, and only stares at him. Warily, humorlessly.]
Given that your first impulse was to detail some nonsensical business plan, with all else a distant consideration, [As he readily assumes that this was Mettaton's priority, given that it was what he immediately pressed on, after putting out the idea of combining their shards.] no. I won't have you become distracted or change your mind half-way through the request, wasting all I've collected.
[Which was even assuming that shards could be pooled, which was in itself an assumption... and with no feedback from the Crystal itself likely, would a failure mean it wasn't possible, or just that there wasn't enough, even combined? But it didn't matter, in the end; he'd expected to do this on his own, and that hadn't changed. He was just more annoyed over it.]
What?! So you won't collaborate with me, even for that...
[Even for their powers/body, he means, though it goes unsaid. Mettaton's lips part in surprise, as he felt it would be an obvious yes to work together to get something they both really wanted... as if he would change his mind half-way through due to distraction?! Freeing up his hand, he points an accusatory finger Emet-Selch's way.]
Just how little do you think I want all of the things... we've already gone over time and time again? You can't possibly forget just because I introduce a new idea to you. [Insulting! Did Emet-Selch think Mettaton had the attention span of a gnat?? (And so what if he did sometimes, the things he had little attention for warranted it. None of these three things were that!)] I'm just thinking ahead, about ways to earn more shards, faster! Work smarter. Not harder! My business plan is for the future, Hades, darling.
[Smarter, which was... with his own business! Then he'd be ROLLING in shards. But he would have to agree that the biggest priority, especially with Emet-Selch's help, would be getting the two things they want mostβand then finding ways to gain riches. And fame, on the side.
Dropping his finger, Mettaton settles his hand on Emet-Selch's middle, at the base of the egg and gently upon his middle. Tempering, he blinks slowly at the mage.]
You should know. My priority is us. Your powers, and my body. Do you really think I can be distracted from that...? And what matters to you, matters to me.
[Time and again they had gone over it- painfully, even. With difficulty. So he felt offended by this change in direction, as though none of it had mattered after all, where those feelings had just been a show. Being told that Mettaton would rather spend his effort opening a business stung, as if all that distress hadn't actually been so deeply felt after all. Even if it was for the supposed purpose of earning more shards, he didn't believe it.
(Having a dragon egg literally dropped in his lap and informed that he was going to look after it didn't help his mood either. He was Done when it came to surprises, to new hassles being sprung on him.)
Mettaton points at him, and the mage's eyes narrow.]
How have I forgotten, when you want it so little that you'll promptly discard everything in favor of whatever new plaything next occurs to you!
[He snaps back, irate, bristling underneath him. He didn't want to explain why he thought it was a poor idea to do first, because that implied that he could be convinced otherwise, were his concerns countered... and he was in no mood to be convinced of anything.]
Your priority is whatever avenue gets you attention. [From heated, his voice chills, looking aside with a disgusted sound.] I don't know why I expected it to be anything else.
Just how have I given you the impression, that I want it very little? Because I mentioned anything else?
[Mettaton's not snapping, even though he's quick to reply, his retort passionate and direct. Tension still works its way through his body, as he braces the dragon's egg against himself, pressing his hand against Emet-Selch's middle as he keeps his seat on the couch. He'd claim Emet-Selch's flaring temper didn't make senseβbut it did, and Mettaton begins to regret mentioning his thoughts at all, even though he wanted to share them, even if they wandered toward what-ifs and could-bes.
He closes his eye and takes a breath. Shaking his head, he opens his eye and fixes his attention on Emet-Selch levelly, softly.]
... You know I'm also going to do what it takes to continue to pursue my own dreams, in the long run. I just thought to tell you about it. [To... hassle Emet-Selch into contributingβand even Mettaton knew, at least in retrospect, that it wasn't called for right now. He glances down at the egg in their laps, then up to Emet-Selch.] I've discarded nothing, Hades. You know that.
[Mettaton cants his head, opening his eye and meeting Emet-Selch's gaze, no matter how chilled, with the openness of his heartβand the determination of his course. Confident, he knew what mattered most to himself, and what ways he'd entertained getting there.]
Not a shard is going to be spent in the direction of my venue, nor my business... until you and I are more comfortable. You don't really, truly think I'm so fickle?
Yes, because you brought it up- just as you always do when you want something.
[He's just as quick to reply, and it is snapping, sharp. Though he holds still in his place on the couch, there's no settling, no relaxing. He felt aggrieved, and in no temper to let go of it. This had been no different than any other time Mettaton flirted and cajoled him into doing something for him; he didn't believe that it'd been intended for the future.
Did he know that Mettaton hadn't discarded their original goal? Did he think he was that fickle? Silence hangs after that question, silence an answer in itself. Even if Mettaton claimed that nothing would be used on his business just yet, was that only because he'd received a verbal pushback from him, with his original intent laying elsewhere? The Ascian stares fixedly aside, ignoring his gaze; it didn't matter, ultimately. He wasn't going to help now, and he'd do what it took on his own to get back what he wanted. His tone cools more into deliberate idleness.]
Pursue whatever you wish. Consider me informed.
[In possibly the worst way possible, but he was now informed, just as he'd been told he was going to raise a dragon.]
Unless there was more that you wished to drop on my lap?
[It was true. He had wanted Emet-Selch to hear itβto not concede, as he expected, but to hear it. Strategically, Mettaton knew it would come up again when times improved for themβand then, could he get Emet-Selch to allocate some of his shards toward his cause? It's strategic, in its way. Deceptive, underhanded, and it's something Mettaton does with Emet-Selch often... but it was one too many proposals, too many unexpected launches, for him to handle, he realizes by casting a look down to the egg.
Mettaton chews on his lip. It had been intended for the future, but he can tell Emet-Selch still believes he'd been attempting to talk him into now. No, that hadn't been the intent, unless the Ascian had somehow suggested they go through with it quicker... to which he'd have to endure some of Mettaton's questioning about their current prioritiesβand who knows how that conversation would've gone. Similarly explosive?
Emet-Selch: informed. Indeed, in possibly the worst of ways, he realizes. Mettaton decides that's that, best as it can be. His business ventures would wait; the egg somehow takes priority over even that, somehow. Because Mettaton had felt drawn; because Mettaton had felt impacted by its plight. He still does.
Bracing the egg further against his body, Mettaton shifts some of his weight onto the back of the couch while he watches Emet-Selch. He ddn't think they had to split their efforts all due to this misunderstanding, but he decides not to press on it for now. Until he felt ready to try at the Crystal for keepsβbut the desire to try with his husband's help is similarly known.
He shakes his head, gaze squarely on Emet-Selch.]
That's it! The product of my thinking for the day... And this.
[This, the egg, which took even Mettaton by surprise. Emet-Selch hadn't quite agreed to taking care of it, but Mettaton still believes Emet-Selch would be on boardβbecause he needed the help, and he trusted Emet-Selch most of all with help like this, and he'd more-or-less suggested that he would be the best to help. Without doubt he decides Emet-Selch's on board with this, and to that, Mettatn feels pleased.
Smoothing a hand carefully over the egg's surface just to soak in the texture of its grooves, Mettaton continues lays his head over the back of the couch, cheek against fabric.]
Otherwise... I wanted to see you. To spend time with you. If that counts as dropping something on your lap. [Having his requests continuously unanswered, Mettaton was also the sort to seek out comfortable companyβand Emet-Selch is always his go-to.]
[Had their other goals been accomplished, and Mettaton approached him with this, would his reaction have been different? Probably, he accepted. He still might not have helped, not immediately, but the concept of Mettaton running an entertainment venue wasn't anything he was opposed to (even now, he wasn't opposed to its existence, only the idea that it had to happen immediately- and he still believed the idol had intended to cajole him into it straight away). But after their greater needs were taken care of... what use was hoarding shards, to him?
Now, though, Emet-Selch was primed to refuse entirely- not only for the present, but for the next time it was brought up. Whatever Mettaton wanted to create, it could be done without his input- both monetarily, and otherwise.
There only remained the hassle of this egg, and the life it contained... and if it were truly sensitive to the emotions around it, then it was getting its first taste of what life in this household would be like. Not the most comforting or welcoming of atmospheres... and if it decided to give up and remain in its shell for good, Emet-Selch would hardly blame it.
But he'd accepted- or otherwise resigned himself- to the immediate future of egg-incubating, which as far as he could tell involved doing nothing more than what he was already doing: being warm, holding still. All else- including his determination to keep their efforts split, just as they'd been to start with, could wait. His patience was gone, used up for the day. His eyes close, as he rests the back of his head against the arm of the couch, and sighs.]
You see me every day, Mettaton. We spend no little amount of time together.
[Which he'll phrase as though it were a burden... which was in line with how he would normally present it, even when he wanted the company.]
[And they lived together. But they lived together because he loves him, of course, and trusted him with anything he was. Mettaton settles against the couch, one arm still loosely around Emet-Selch's waist and up his back, while the other arm ropes itself loosely around the egg with a clang of shell-against-metal. It's a rigid shell, that's for sure.
That said, he cozies himself up onto the couch between Emet-Selch's legs, adjusting his own beneath his thighs. A shift of them is like an embrace of them, as he draws them closer together, pressing his thighs against the smaller man. His fingers knit themselves into the dark fabric of Emet-Selch's flowing robes, a gentle fisting of it.]
And I was feeling a little... wistful. So I thought about you, and wanted to be with you.
[Wishing, to no avail, left him feeling bereft of the things he wanted. So he thought; he dreamed up future scenarios, including that future endeavor to liven this place up. He didn't mind considering this place home for now if Emet-Selch was with him, and even thinking that way had him wanting the Ascian's company. Daily tasks could be put on hold for the sake of returning home...
And then there was the egg he'd been persuaded, and drawn, to take. Another reason to introduce his charge to Emet-Selch, another thing to show him and tell him. All of which the Ascian wasn't like to take well, as Emet-Selch rarely did, even though it surprises Mettaton in some way how poorly he'd taken his idea. Even if Emet-Selch never wanted part in his business endeavors, he hoped he could still ask him to cooperate with him on wishing for what they desired.
But those were thoughts he could touch upon another day, when Emet-Selch's patience had evidently replenished. He could see it in him- in the draw of his brow, or the particular cant of his sigh. Maybe even the way his eyes close. Mettaton could see it, and knew better than to push his patience if he lacked it.
That the egg was being subjected to this turmoil as a first impression is something he's only distantly aware of. This is just what it would have to weather, if it were to be part of their unit.]
I still wish that I could put this electricity we have to some more use. Such as, with a TV! Then we could watch something together... [Which sounded nice to him, sitting on this couch.]
[He answers blandly. Of course, they lived together because they liked to see each other, and because they were in love. That much he knew, and where he doesn't respond to Mettaton's shifts and squirms, his own body a prop for an embrace, and nest for a dragon, he doesn't try to escape the couch either. Annoyed still, but calmer now, he sighs more quietly. Wistful... a mood he was familiar with, and on this star, who else was there to turn to?
Emet-Selch did not consider this place, this world, any sort of 'home'. Not in the short term, and not in the long term. Its welfare was irrelevant to him, and all that mattered was surviving it (and regaining what shouldn't have been taken from them in the first place). Where to go from there was its own problem.
For now, there was navigating what each month strove to throw at them, which at this point included an egg that Mettaton had decided to get attached to. (Emet-Selch didn't think anything of his lover being 'drawn' to this charge, that he'd picked it up for reasons other than whim, on finding one that suited his aesthetics.) An egg that was an awkward lump between them, of similar durability to Mettaton, it seemed; the mage would be the only one to give way, between them.
Not that he was currently being crushed. Not even figuratively, with Mettaton relenting on any attempt to convince him of anything right now. Instead he felt a degree of tension only, agitation always slow to settle, even when it wasn't being provoked.]
Add it to the list of things to plead for. [His voice is a lazy rumble; the way he waves it off, similarly languid.] Along with something to watch....
[Cozying up to a blank screen didn't sound very entertaining... but he wasn't rejecting the idea. It did sound nice.]
[The only response Emet-Selch gets from Mettaton at pointing out the obvious: "Mmhmmm." They live together, too, because-- well, they knew why. They love each other; they want to see each other. To see Emet-Selch every morning brought Mettaton joy that he doesn't take for granted- and anywhere he could wake to him felt like it could be a home, no matter how temporary or unwanted. (It is a weird place, that much is for sure. ...He felt somewhat glad that whatever event everyone underwent last month was one he didn't experience, somehow, but he had a bad feeling about it. These weird interdimensional pockets and their quirks...)
...Quirks, like eggs. Mettaton settles deeper into the couch, which is comfortable enough for him. But he makes a mental note that it could be cushier, somewhere he could envision Emet-Selch sinking into and not wanting to leave... Not that that would be difficult to attain, since Emet-Selch wasn't like to leave if he was trying to be still. He untenses his balled fist, stroking along Emet-Selch's spine shortly, kneading his fingers into the muscle on either side- but with a gentle touch.]
The ever-growing list... Ka-sigh. [It really is a list. Like a new couch. A TV. And...-] Something to watch along with it. Yes... [Closing his eye, Mettaton dreams about the things they could watch together.] Some of my favorites from home. I still want to show you the movie version, of that book I found. But I'd also enjoy sampling some of what other worlds have to offer, or something I haven't seen before.
[And just think. With some more TVs... Mettaton wondered if he could start up a film industry here. He had seen someone on the network talking about TV, even when he hadn't bothered to pay it all of his attention... Could there be more opportunities for TV here?
But those were other dreams, other whimsies, other wistful hopes for a future that stretched out for an unknown amount of time, no matter how long or short. And Mettaton sighs, grounding himself on the couch right here, right now, with only the shards they have between them and the avenues the sleepy town has to offer for the grueling ways to get them. It felt like even if he just existed, his shards increased one way or another... But definitely they increased when he participated in the town's antics. For that, Mettaton would involve himself in it.
Shifting his hand, Mettaton admires the one ring he has here, showing it off to Emet-Selch vaguely.]
Including all of our rings, which I also want back. [Where do those slot in with priorities? Emet-Selch isn't wearing one of his wedding rings, and that sucked. None of his jewelry came with, and Mettaton reaches to touch at his earlobe.] And if we can get rings... This is the chance we've been looking for, to get back our earrings. ...Even though I have no ears to put mine on...
[With no rabbit ears as a permanent feature, Mettaton wouldn't really have a spot to adorn with an amethyst drop. He wanted it no less, though. He would keep it on his person, would wear it out of sentiment.]
[He couldn't take it for granted either, every time that he awoke (or was woken), to find Mettaton there. Even when he grumbled about it, he would simultaneously reach for him (or burrow tighter), seeking company along with sleep. Every day, to still have him was some small relief.
(What had happened last month...? He wasn't sure whether it was the collective that was delusional, or whether it was them, but he was similarly glad to have missed it. Considering that he'd spent the time barely able to breathe, managing whatever dangerous nonsense that had cropped up would have been one more nuisance that he would not have appreciated needing to handle.)
This egg, as of yet, carried only the potential for greater disruption. One Emet-Selch still mostly ignored, despite the weight of it on him, nestled up in black robes. Mettaton's wish to inflict entertainment on him would be its own disruption, if one (probably) not as terrible.]
Considering the amount you're after, perhaps you can obtain a discount by ordering en masse.
[Somewhat dryly stated. But those luxuries were a distant thought, the same as getting a better couch, or more furniture was, to him. Something even better to sink into... something that could fit both of them more comfortably. But this would do for now, and he grudgingly begins to relax as Mettaton kneads along his spine, the contact pleasant.
But when Mettaton moves his other hand, he glances up, finally. Their rings, their earrings- yes. He would agree those were a priority, and he hums quietly when the other man toys with his bare earlobe. Not a priority that would surpass their powers, but one all the same. And since Mettaton had already been able to regain one of their rings before he arrived without any trouble, that suggested that such items were more affordable than magic or sense. (Was the sentiment behind them not so valuable...?! But no, he assumed it had only to do with the practical nature of each request. Touchingly felt as their jewelry was, they provided no power, no advantage. Unless the magic on their earrings persisted...)
Mettaton's absence of ears, though, has him gazing up at him, as though he needed to make sure that yes, the robot still did not natively have any ears (a strange oversight, honestly, even if they would be just for show).]
Mm... you'd have to find some other place to affix it, [Somehow, even though the robot's body wasn't exactly made to be pierceable. Not easily. Even when he'd been a werewolf, it had taken effort.] or turn it into some other type of jewelry.
[Affordable indeed. Even though Mettaton didn't know the exact price tag on his ring, it still struck him as affordable, given how quickly he was able to request the ring. Why didn't these things have price tags that could be easily divined, anyway? It was all a guessing game... But if Mettaton had to guess, the earrings would be pricier than rings- if he wished to obtain them with their enchantment intact. Something about that seemed to cost more, even if MTT would agree that their rings were priceless.
Would the crystal afford him a bulk discount? Another thing to ponder... Mettaton genuinely gives it thought, humming as he glances toward the ceiling in wonder. Maybe he could request all of their jewelry, enchanted and not, all at once.....
Their mutual notice over Mettaton's striking lack of ears has Mettaton thumbing Emet-Selch's affectionately. His is pierced; Emet-Selch's has potential always, even if they never managed to obtain their beloved jewelry again. The choices Mettaton could make, the chances he could take advantage of... Could he find a suitable earring here, and could he find some other enchantment for it? (An enchantment to bond their souls... Oh, if only such magic existed. Somehow, Aefenglom seems that bit more technologically advanced, and Nippon even moreso.) Still, the sight of his ear without jewels imbues MTT with the desire to rectify it by his own power, and he hums at it, as well as the mention that he should figure out a new place to apply his earring.]
I wish I had ears. Just to wear that earring. So classic! [To wear an earring always seemed so nice. Maybe he's biased, because Emet-Selch has worn an earring for as long as he's known him. It looked good.] I may not be the sort to wear a necklace all the time, but for that earring, I'll have to become one.
[It could become a pendant. Mettaton couldn't think of any other place to put a piercing... His silicone features were technically piercable, but with a hoop-with-a-drop like that, there didn't seem to be many choices. Or any choices, really. Converting it into something else was all that could be done, for all that the idol fancies himself with a tall rabbit ear to wear it on, at all times.
Shifting closer, Mettaton keeps his thumb against Emet-Selch's earlobe, fondly stroking up the shell of his ear. He looked forward to seeing it adorned by his own touch... just as much as he longed to see his wedding ring banding the Ascian's finger. To see him absolutely decorated.]
And if we can ask for items... Hades, do you know what horrifying truth I've discovered, while shopping in town? [Grave. Mettaton's face grows serious.] It's not hard to find eccentric fashion. It's no trouble, coming across trinkets. But is it just me... or is this town utterly devoid of people who have sex??
[The floor is open for questions. But the answer is this: there is not a single object intended for sexual use. No toys. No lube. No nothing.]
[How much would it cost? The system really needed some hard numbers, or at least some way to communicate with the damned rock they were praying to. As it did appeal to his sentimental heart, to have all of their treasures back, even if the earring would have to be modified for Mettaton's use.]
It seems the only choice, should you wish to keep it on you. Unless you want ears to be your next wish.
[Even as he nudges into Mettaton's touch of his own ear- indeed pierced, though he wasn't wearing anything at the moment- he wondered if his lover would be granted fleshy ears or silicone ones, if asked. Hopefully the latter... considering the absurdity it would be otherwise (he still wasn't sure how wishing for a functional cock would work either, given that Mettaton was completely unmodified, inorganic).
Settling bit by bit, appreciating Mettaton's increasing nearness once again, the question he poses, for all that Emet-Selch hadn't expected anything actually serious with that intro, still comes as a surprise. Taking a breath, clearly gearing up to refute it- he's silent for a long moment instead, as he realizes he can't think of anything to refute it with. The mage looks aside instead, brow furrowing.
He hadn't hunted very thoroughly, or with that as a specific aim- but he had kept an eye out. And by now, he's sure he's canvassed the entire village, small as it was.]
...Are they prudish, or simply unimaginative...?
[Because it was true, he hadn't seen anything as basic as lubrication.
For all its otherwise antiquated mores, Aefenglom had no shortage of sex shops. If not shameless, there was plenty available, from the straightforward to the custom-made and enchanted. And in Nippon they'd had no trouble either (though he was also free to create anything they needed, with his powers intact). But here, they were in a sex desert.]
Unless someone's running a private business out of their home and fail to advertise, then we might be on our own.
[Aefenglom was perfectly base. It was somehow even kinkier than the more open Nippon, simply because of how they hid behind propriety, thought Mettaton. With an entire district dedicated to the cruder side of the city's interests, catering to kinks of both mages and monsters, it was the worst-kept secret that witches were horny for their monsters, and vice-versa. Nippon, on the other hand, kept things... quite accessible, as though sex were part of the culture. Mettaton still remembers when he first chanced upon a peep show- and with Emet-Selch there to condescend at him for it, an event which he now looks fondly upon for all that he hadn't known that he was his damned husband. Weird times all around.
But here... There wasn't a single sign of any sexual inclinations, aside from townspeople wooed over kisses or enjoying exclusive attentions. That was about as intimate as it got. And Mettaton's brow furrows as the mage begins to see his point, disappointed that he couldn't refute him. Prudish or unimaginative, Mettaton wished it was neither.
Could it be a private business...? Mettaton hums, considering this possibility with a slow, small nod, as he rests his cheek even more firmly against the back of the couch, as he curls even more around the egg. Really, he's deflating.]
On our own... See, this is what I mean, about our shards. [Are they going to have to wish proper lubricant into existence themselves?? Mettaton pouts.] How long do we have to wait to have basic amenities, such as lube? We may as well cash in entirely on your powers... [To make lube, infinitely. And anything else. Closing his eye, Mettaton continues with a sigh.] That, or we get creative with what we have...
[Which was his original idea. Mettaton fixes his attention on Emet-Selch, casual in voicing his solutions to their problem.]
The kitchen is full of slippery things. Such as, butter. Is that the way of these people? [Kinky cooking... It has a nice ring to it, thinks Mettaton, who will never perform some sultry, slutty kitchen smut in a million years. He may be sexy, but these performances are VIP!]
[Aefenglom was surprisingly horny, perhaps even made more so by its pretense of public restraint. By its rigidity in what it expected from its witches and monsters, each to understand and to conform to their place in society. That is, with monsters docile and condescended to, with their witches expected to keep them in line. But in the privacy of the bedroom, how often did those roles reverse...? (Not that they'd kept up any pretense themselves, on either front.)
Here, though. Even though Emet-Selch had arrived in the middle of a celebration of love, it had all been reasonably chaste. He really hadn't been looking, then, but nothing in his memory stood out as being explicitly sexual either....
A return of the Ascian's powers would solve all their problems in that regard. He'd even claim that it would be cheaper in the long term, considering the amount of lube they went through, the number of accessories they used (not that it had been an issue as of yet, considering everything that kept them from indulging as they were accustomed). Which didn't solve their problems in the short term....
A situation that Mettaton proffers a solution to, as reasonable as anything.]
...Butter. [As though he hadn't quite heard him or understood him correctly. His own gaze is fixed right back on him.] You want to use... butter, as a replacement for lube?
['You've thought about putting butter on my cock' is something he thinks but doesn't say, doesn't wish to actually voice and realize the truth of it.]
Butter. Or cooking oil. Or! Oooh, icing. [Mettaton brightens up at the thought of icing, even though it really doesn't make a difference to a robot who cannot taste.] That sounds good...
[Licking his lips as though he could taste the icing, or that he favored it for being icing alone, Mettaton's smile is cheeky and playful, in good humor. His hand drops from his ear and gives the mage's shoulder a rub and a squeeze.
Mettaton does not see anything wrong with this.
In his mind, it doesn't require justification. It's a slippery substance; it wouldn't cause a rash or anything, surely. People ingest it. It's food-safe, and therefore surely skin-safe. Mettaton Knows Product. But instead of justifying this absolute madman idea, Mettaton snuggles into place, curled around the dragon egg and sidling ever closer to his husband, fingers groping their way down his bicep.]
Unless you can come up with a substance preferable, that would offer optimal glide. Butter seems the easiest!
[So, 'yes, I've thought about putting butter on your cock.' Premeditated.]
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Like the movement of robes, and the situation of his own body between Emet-Selch's legs. The couch isn't one the idol shopped for and it is quite small, if an average-sized couch by most standards. To them, it's small, and Emet-Selch makes room for his larger husband by readily spreading his thighs. As a result, his leg's made to go off the edge. It was only natural that Mettaton would hike up the plentiful fabric, especially because this creates even more of a nest at his lap.
The robot grins.]
It's hard, Hades-dearest. To avoid crushing you.
[Because he was so satisfying to press against, to deposit the full of his weight as firmly as possible against him. His body can take it, and the smaller man was a delight to feel underneath him, for every shift of his body and every change of it besides... Mettaton sighs as he settles, curling around the egg as he arches around his husband, setting nicely between spread legs. Stradling him, half-way to scooping him into his lap, Mettaton hums comfortably.]
Now that you mention it... No, nobody's told me how long. Two weeks, to a month?
[As Mettaton generates... snail trivia, and ascribes it to a dragon. He blinks doown at the shell and flashes Emet-Selch a smile, deciding that his answer should suffice, as that's how long a snail hatches so why not a dragon? It doesn't matter; Mettaton waves it off.]
I'm sure we can look into it. Maybe at the library. [No, he hasn't tried yet, and will likely hear from someone who has before he meets failure.] For now, we just need to focus on each other, right? If affection and cuddling is key, we've a lot of that between us, you and I. Hmm...
[Natural inclination indeed... Mettaton squirms closer, wrapping his arms around Emet-Selch starting from around his chest after tucking his hands underneath Emet-Selch's arms. His hands wander to meet squarely in the middle of his back, and the robot finds himself a spot secured between legs, warmly cradling that egg between their bodies. ...Of course, every so often Mettaton's body collides with its sturdy shell, and a soft impact's made, but it'll be fine.]
... I was thinking, Hades. About our future here, and what we want together. I'd just been at the Crystal, before I fell in this business about dragons and egg-rearing. [His smile sobers slightly, but his eye remains bright with hope and love.] So I wanted first to share this with you.
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I'm used to your crushing. Your egg, however, is not.
[Though it seemed sturdy enough from his minor examination of it, that it probably wouldn't shatter if dropped. Even so, Mettaton was a heavy robot with reduced sensitivity besides... but it seemed fine for the moment, with the taller man curling around their incubating pet, and otherwise pressing himself firmly against the Ascian's body. Not crushing yet, but with a solidity he did enjoy, and something he latches onto, encouraging this way of being handled, scooped close. Making the best use they could of this insufficient couch (most couches they'd owned had been insufficient).
And while he doesn't question verbally this 'two weeks to a month' concept, Emet-Selch does raise an eyebrow at it, considering that Mettaton had just said that no one had told him. A number pulled out of nowhere (he doesn't even consider snail knowledge as the origin for this number, as what did snails have to do with dragons).
But he shrugs again as Mettaton waves it off; it didn't really matter, at this stage, whether it was a week or a year... though if it grew to take too long, he'd be inclined to toss the egg out as defective (another small threat towards the developing lizard, a warning not to languish within shell-secured comforts). If there was information to be gained somewhere, it could be gained at some other time.
Humming a quiet affirmation (though the inclination struck to argue, or to complain over the trouble all this Mettaton-company would be, that he'd never get a break or know peace again), he wraps his own arms around him as much as he could. A return of that embrace, and if Mettaton occasionally knocked into scaly shell, it was something the egg would have to learn to get used to. If it wanted to share in their cuddles, this would be the least of what it would have to endure. And when Mettaton speaks again, that line of reply takes priority anyway.]
The Crystal isn't like to answer anyone's questions- and rarely, anyone's prayers. [Where Mettaton sobers, Emet-Selch glances aside; what was their future here? Their prior worlds together held the same question, and with no good answer being any more forthcoming.
There was only the more short-term future, an improvement of their conditions.] And now, we have an egg to look after to distract us.
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The raised eyebrow earns a reply from Mettaton, who quirks an eyebrow at Emet-Selch right back. A teasing tug at the corner of his lip and an affectionate handsing, as Mettaton gropes at Emet-Selch's back.]
Don't give me that look. It'll take as long as it likes... and possibly longer, with you as the father!
[If Emet-Selch were a baby dragon in an eggshell, Mettaton imagines he'd really languish in there for as long as possible. Psychically, this is Mettaton's reply to any moment Emet-Selch demanded the dragon hurry up and hatch, lest he toss it out and consider it defective. The rotton egg effect is just a tired dragon and a tired Emet-Selch, MTT would argue, as for some reason he's the only one to demand that anyone do any hurrying.
It's playfully said, as he knows he'll want to know at some point the definitive answer. Maybe some of the other Dreamers would know how long it takes to incubate a dragon egg. It was a problem for future Mettaton.
Present Mettaton is pleased to have his lover's arms around him, and he wriggles into his arms. Of course, the egg is made to endure more tapping and bouncing of one unyielding surface against its own, whether it's glass or metal or silicone-around-metal.
Though sobered, it's only far enough to discuss a line of thinking determined rather than anything grave, and Mettaton sighs at Emet-Selch's pessimism.]
Oh, I know it. I was just Crystal-side, asking for all kinds of stuff, to see what I might get it to spit out! [Shaking his head, it's obvious that the Crystal didn't answer a single query. A quick glance to the bedroom, though, and...] Hmm... Nope. It didn't give me another body to transfer into. No gifts waiting for me on my pillow, the way my wedding ring waited for me. And unless you feel particularly powerful all of a sudden... I don't think it answered a single desire of mine today. It's particular! And cruel. Apparently, I'm not rich enough still...
[Oh, to be poor. Dramatically, Mettaton's head hangs. This egg was a distraction, but not really, as Mettaton was always forward-thinking while living in the present. But this is where Mettaton lifts his head with a grin, snuggling so close that the egg is well-pressed against any plane of his body it can be pressed to.]
But. Is there a rule where we can't wish for something together, you and I...? If we pool together our shards, and unite our hearts... couldn't we wish for anything? An upgraded body, for me? Your powers, for you? ... A business license?
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Of all the thousands of offspring I've sired in my time, a dragon was never amongst them. Something like that, I would have remembered.
[He was not the father, and he would not be blamed for any slow-hatching reptiles. The threat remained. For the future.
For the now, though: the result of Mettaton's recent Crystal visit. A result of nothing, as expected, his lover's persistence and charm not something that would be effective on every entity. But Emet-Selch hadn't had any hopes left to raise, nor dash. And yet he felt a small bit disappointed nonetheless.]
So neither of us are enhanced, [He confirms, as his hand absently strokes along Mettaton's side.] nor recovered to what we're meant to be. Our pleas are, as of yet, unheeded.
[As he'd asked the Crystal himself, recently... to no better effect. No additional functionalities for his husband; no greater powers for himself. They were poor.
But for Mettaton's dramatic dismay-and-recovery, what would've been a look of mild commiseration turns into something thoughtful and skeptical both.
Unlike in Aefenglom, where Emet-Selch had mooched and then lived off a sizeable payment for being tortured, here he was mooching and... sort of, occasionally, doing something here and there. For money. It wasn't as though he were against work, or effort, only things that were dull (and the past month he hadn't done much of anything beyond cough up flowers). But he wouldn't leave Mettaton to save up on his own- at least, not when the goals were something they both wanted.
So he wasn't entirely without resources himself. But to ask together... the mage still frowns, looking aside again.]
If there's a rule against cooperation, 'tis not one written anywhere we can read it. But even should we collect our shards together, it won't obtain us everything.
[His hand twitches.]
--And should I find myself suddenly bankrupted for the sake of your business license I'll- [Not be able to do anything about it. Which deflates him slightly.] ...be less willing to humor your suggestions again.
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[He's not siring any dragons, but Mettaton has decided that they are Eggnant With Dragon, and that means they're sharing parental responsibilities, such as being fathers. But if it dawdled, Mettaton would definitely blame it on Emet-Selchβespecially as he grows to understand better the psychic connection it really has with the two closest by.
He could feel the dismissal, though, and that was okay by Mettaton. He continues to lean in, and continues to scrape against the egg, pressing it into Emet-Selch's soft abdomen. The egg handles this abuse like a champ, showing no signs of disruption, its sturdy exterior built for large, scaly parents. It would resist much of Mettaton.
The egg could simply sit there and remain audience to the couple's Crystalline considerations, as Emet-Selch ponders Mettaton's suggestion with an edge of doubt. And Mettaton beams, reassured by Emet-Selch's... agreement, as it could be put.]
I'm so glad you agree! [That there didn't seem to be a rule against wishing together. Mettaton rubs and pats Emet-Selch's back, squirming ever closer.] I can't think of something we CAN'T obtain, with our combined work. Short of our actual wishes, perhaps... as I can't imagine Vaeros would let us redeem that with shards. He'd have nothing to lord over us, that way.
[And even without asking, Mettaton knew what Emet-Selch's wish would be. He knew what Emet-Selch would wish for at the bottom of his heart... ...The fact of the matter is, that Mettaton could have wished for exactly the same thing as his husband. He didn't. He knows he didn't, but he doesn't regret his own wish, even when he knows it's more self-serving. He could obtain his own dreams, while still dreaming up solutions to Emet-Selch's.
But back to the matter of wishes and wants, Mettaton gives Emet-Selch a sultry look, a lowering of his lashes as he flutters them charmingly.]
Come on now, Hades. A business license means the production of... more shards! If I start up my brand here, I can better use my talents to make it big, and make money off of any idea I can dream! [Even the worst ones. Mettaton slips so close that it could very well wind Emet-Selch, with how firmly that egg is being forced into him. The only one who would be crushed here is Emet-Selch, under robot and dragon (egg).] I want to tell you my first idea, and I'll grow my business from there. An entertainment venue!! A better one than that horrendous bar they have here, and one glamorous enough to make even the audience feel like part of the spectacle!
[Mettaton smiles, eye bright and body wound tight enough to pounce, either on Emet-Selch or his dream. Both, at the same time, especially if he could rope the smaller man into helping him fund the endeavor.]
Like my restaurant-resort!! A stage... exclusive seating. Reservations. Fabulous food, and delightful wait staff. A fountain, featuring me... And a daily lineup of performers! It would be an outlet for those who wish for entertainment, and those who wish to entertain!
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Any amount of shard-gathering wouldn't buy for them their true wishes- he assumed that much. Emet-Selch still didn't believe their true wishes would be granted anyway, and whether it was due to lack of capacity or willingness, he didn't care. The result would be the same. But as for buying something smaller together, yes... he thought it might be allowed. Though Mettaton's enthusiastic response only raised his suspicion- and the way he was looked at did nothing to ease it, his sultry look meeting an impassive stare.
More pertinent now were Mettaton's business plans, and while he had nothing against the idol finding some way to spend the time (and potentially produce shards), he was far less certain over his own precious shard-collection being devoted to this venture. And his chance of cooperation dwindled the more the robot described, as he imagined Mettaton emptying his accounts for the sake of purchasing a series of Mettaton-shaped fountains....
His sour look is interrupted by something of a grimace though, as Mettaton seemed determined most of all to lodge this egg inside him in some crude, unpleasant way. Though he tries to squirm to adjust his position somewhat and escape this fate, he's too tightly held down to succeed. The discomfort does nothing to improve his willingness to concede anything to him.]
If that's- your aim, you're not getting a lone shard from me.
[From holding onto him, his hands push at Mettaton's chest, wanting most of all to not be crushed by enthusiasm/egg.]
Find someone else's work to waste.
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And then he pouts.]
Waste? You don't like my idea?
[Brow furrowing, Mettaton settles back just slightly enough that at least Emet-Selch isn't being crushed under him/egg. His arms remain slung around his back, and Mettaton clings fast to him, even though he's settled slightly back now.]
I thought it was a fabulous idea! Then, what sort of establishment would you be willing to finance?
[Mettaton is flexible, as he overlooks the fact that it's perhaps the mention of a hypothetical MTT fountain that is what has Emet-Selch ticked. That seems a small detail to him, that would just come as part of the parcel deal- or perhaps something he'd angle for in future, as he refines his vision. With, or without, Emet-Selch's help.
Scooting close, nudging Emet-Selch's thighs well onto his lap, Mettaton gazes at Emet-Selch's face, soaking in his drawn features. Flattening his palms against his back, the robot leans over the egg again, curling around it rather than pressing into it.]
I'm about making profit, so we no longer have to perform odd tasks around town for our keep. And if you'd do it with me... I'd want it to be something you agree to.
[Plus any additional things Mettaton sneaks in there, or otherwise adds on... The idea of stuffing his wait staff into silly costumes, for example, is not something that is stated. There are all kinds of horrors to behold. A labyrinth, outside of the labyrinth... of Bad Decisions.]
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If anything, he's more put out that Mettaton had apparently been planning to ambush him with this, rather than wanting his shards for anything useful.]
None, I'm not financing any establishment. Where did you even get the insane idea that I would--
[Not now, at least, when it seemed to him that there were far more crucial things to obtain first. Things that actually mattered, rather than a business, which could be done later, if at all (and still without his backing).]
Especially when you say it as though my agreement is already a concession on your part, rather than a baseline. [Even without knowing what Bad Decisions lay just beyond Mettaton's presentation of the idea, he was ready to refuse the concept outright. And the closer the robot scooted, the more he tensed, waiting for the discomfort of an egg being lodged back in his abdomen.] I've better things to do than indulge your whims.
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But it wasn't the first thing he wanted Emet-Selch's help in, as there were other things to finance. Mettaton smiles, sinking comfortably into his spot. The egg gets more of his weight, but it's not so much that it's dug into the Ascian beneath this time.]
Such a shame. I was looking forward to it! [To his help; to his input. He really was, and he decides it's still not a lost cause when he shrugs.] We'll see how you feel later. When you don't have better things to do. Such as... team up with me to alter my body, and regain your powers. You'll still do that, hmm?
[Mettaton has decided that Emet-Selch's exasperation could be addressed directly. He doesn't view even his shard-and-fame-generating ventures to take precedence over these two important tasks- which he would see to, with or without Emet-Selch's help.
Withdrawing one hand from his back, Mettaton reaches for Emet-Selch's fingers. He weaves four digits in with five, sure that they were together on these ventures to start. From there, he could see if Emet-Selch was willing to work with him- and even then, the idol would see his own desires to fruition on his own. (He still had other business ideas, though, and would gladly air them out.)]
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Given that your first impulse was to detail some nonsensical business plan, with all else a distant consideration, [As he readily assumes that this was Mettaton's priority, given that it was what he immediately pressed on, after putting out the idea of combining their shards.] no. I won't have you become distracted or change your mind half-way through the request, wasting all I've collected.
[Which was even assuming that shards could be pooled, which was in itself an assumption... and with no feedback from the Crystal itself likely, would a failure mean it wasn't possible, or just that there wasn't enough, even combined? But it didn't matter, in the end; he'd expected to do this on his own, and that hadn't changed. He was just more annoyed over it.]
I'll handle what's important to me myself.
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[Even for their powers/body, he means, though it goes unsaid. Mettaton's lips part in surprise, as he felt it would be an obvious yes to work together to get something they both really wanted... as if he would change his mind half-way through due to distraction?! Freeing up his hand, he points an accusatory finger Emet-Selch's way.]
Just how little do you think I want all of the things... we've already gone over time and time again? You can't possibly forget just because I introduce a new idea to you. [Insulting! Did Emet-Selch think Mettaton had the attention span of a gnat?? (And so what if he did sometimes, the things he had little attention for warranted it. None of these three things were that!)] I'm just thinking ahead, about ways to earn more shards, faster! Work smarter. Not harder! My business plan is for the future, Hades, darling.
[Smarter, which was... with his own business! Then he'd be ROLLING in shards. But he would have to agree that the biggest priority, especially with Emet-Selch's help, would be getting the two things they want mostβand then finding ways to gain riches. And fame, on the side.
Dropping his finger, Mettaton settles his hand on Emet-Selch's middle, at the base of the egg and gently upon his middle. Tempering, he blinks slowly at the mage.]
You should know. My priority is us. Your powers, and my body. Do you really think I can be distracted from that...? And what matters to you, matters to me.
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(Having a dragon egg literally dropped in his lap and informed that he was going to look after it didn't help his mood either. He was Done when it came to surprises, to new hassles being sprung on him.)
Mettaton points at him, and the mage's eyes narrow.]
How have I forgotten, when you want it so little that you'll promptly discard everything in favor of whatever new plaything next occurs to you!
[He snaps back, irate, bristling underneath him. He didn't want to explain why he thought it was a poor idea to do first, because that implied that he could be convinced otherwise, were his concerns countered... and he was in no mood to be convinced of anything.]
Your priority is whatever avenue gets you attention. [From heated, his voice chills, looking aside with a disgusted sound.] I don't know why I expected it to be anything else.
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[Mettaton's not snapping, even though he's quick to reply, his retort passionate and direct. Tension still works its way through his body, as he braces the dragon's egg against himself, pressing his hand against Emet-Selch's middle as he keeps his seat on the couch. He'd claim Emet-Selch's flaring temper didn't make senseβbut it did, and Mettaton begins to regret mentioning his thoughts at all, even though he wanted to share them, even if they wandered toward what-ifs and could-bes.
He closes his eye and takes a breath. Shaking his head, he opens his eye and fixes his attention on Emet-Selch levelly, softly.]
... You know I'm also going to do what it takes to continue to pursue my own dreams, in the long run. I just thought to tell you about it. [To... hassle Emet-Selch into contributingβand even Mettaton knew, at least in retrospect, that it wasn't called for right now. He glances down at the egg in their laps, then up to Emet-Selch.] I've discarded nothing, Hades. You know that.
[Mettaton cants his head, opening his eye and meeting Emet-Selch's gaze, no matter how chilled, with the openness of his heartβand the determination of his course. Confident, he knew what mattered most to himself, and what ways he'd entertained getting there.]
Not a shard is going to be spent in the direction of my venue, nor my business... until you and I are more comfortable. You don't really, truly think I'm so fickle?
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[He's just as quick to reply, and it is snapping, sharp. Though he holds still in his place on the couch, there's no settling, no relaxing. He felt aggrieved, and in no temper to let go of it. This had been no different than any other time Mettaton flirted and cajoled him into doing something for him; he didn't believe that it'd been intended for the future.
Did he know that Mettaton hadn't discarded their original goal? Did he think he was that fickle? Silence hangs after that question, silence an answer in itself. Even if Mettaton claimed that nothing would be used on his business just yet, was that only because he'd received a verbal pushback from him, with his original intent laying elsewhere? The Ascian stares fixedly aside, ignoring his gaze; it didn't matter, ultimately. He wasn't going to help now, and he'd do what it took on his own to get back what he wanted. His tone cools more into deliberate idleness.]
Pursue whatever you wish. Consider me informed.
[In possibly the worst way possible, but he was now informed, just as he'd been told he was going to raise a dragon.]
Unless there was more that you wished to drop on my lap?
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Mettaton chews on his lip. It had been intended for the future, but he can tell Emet-Selch still believes he'd been attempting to talk him into now. No, that hadn't been the intent, unless the Ascian had somehow suggested they go through with it quicker... to which he'd have to endure some of Mettaton's questioning about their current prioritiesβand who knows how that conversation would've gone. Similarly explosive?
Emet-Selch: informed. Indeed, in possibly the worst of ways, he realizes. Mettaton decides that's that, best as it can be. His business ventures would wait; the egg somehow takes priority over even that, somehow. Because Mettaton had felt drawn; because Mettaton had felt impacted by its plight. He still does.
Bracing the egg further against his body, Mettaton shifts some of his weight onto the back of the couch while he watches Emet-Selch. He ddn't think they had to split their efforts all due to this misunderstanding, but he decides not to press on it for now. Until he felt ready to try at the Crystal for keepsβbut the desire to try with his husband's help is similarly known.
He shakes his head, gaze squarely on Emet-Selch.]
That's it! The product of my thinking for the day... And this.
[This, the egg, which took even Mettaton by surprise. Emet-Selch hadn't quite agreed to taking care of it, but Mettaton still believes Emet-Selch would be on boardβbecause he needed the help, and he trusted Emet-Selch most of all with help like this, and he'd more-or-less suggested that he would be the best to help. Without doubt he decides Emet-Selch's on board with this, and to that, Mettatn feels pleased.
Smoothing a hand carefully over the egg's surface just to soak in the texture of its grooves, Mettaton continues lays his head over the back of the couch, cheek against fabric.]
Otherwise... I wanted to see you. To spend time with you. If that counts as dropping something on your lap. [Having his requests continuously unanswered, Mettaton was also the sort to seek out comfortable companyβand Emet-Selch is always his go-to.]
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Now, though, Emet-Selch was primed to refuse entirely- not only for the present, but for the next time it was brought up. Whatever Mettaton wanted to create, it could be done without his input- both monetarily, and otherwise.
There only remained the hassle of this egg, and the life it contained... and if it were truly sensitive to the emotions around it, then it was getting its first taste of what life in this household would be like. Not the most comforting or welcoming of atmospheres... and if it decided to give up and remain in its shell for good, Emet-Selch would hardly blame it.
But he'd accepted- or otherwise resigned himself- to the immediate future of egg-incubating, which as far as he could tell involved doing nothing more than what he was already doing: being warm, holding still. All else- including his determination to keep their efforts split, just as they'd been to start with, could wait. His patience was gone, used up for the day. His eyes close, as he rests the back of his head against the arm of the couch, and sighs.]
You see me every day, Mettaton. We spend no little amount of time together.
[Which he'll phrase as though it were a burden... which was in line with how he would normally present it, even when he wanted the company.]
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[And they lived together. But they lived together because he loves him, of course, and trusted him with anything he was. Mettaton settles against the couch, one arm still loosely around Emet-Selch's waist and up his back, while the other arm ropes itself loosely around the egg with a clang of shell-against-metal. It's a rigid shell, that's for sure.
That said, he cozies himself up onto the couch between Emet-Selch's legs, adjusting his own beneath his thighs. A shift of them is like an embrace of them, as he draws them closer together, pressing his thighs against the smaller man. His fingers knit themselves into the dark fabric of Emet-Selch's flowing robes, a gentle fisting of it.]
And I was feeling a little... wistful. So I thought about you, and wanted to be with you.
[Wishing, to no avail, left him feeling bereft of the things he wanted. So he thought; he dreamed up future scenarios, including that future endeavor to liven this place up. He didn't mind considering this place home for now if Emet-Selch was with him, and even thinking that way had him wanting the Ascian's company. Daily tasks could be put on hold for the sake of returning home...
And then there was the egg he'd been persuaded, and drawn, to take. Another reason to introduce his charge to Emet-Selch, another thing to show him and tell him. All of which the Ascian wasn't like to take well, as Emet-Selch rarely did, even though it surprises Mettaton in some way how poorly he'd taken his idea. Even if Emet-Selch never wanted part in his business endeavors, he hoped he could still ask him to cooperate with him on wishing for what they desired.
But those were thoughts he could touch upon another day, when Emet-Selch's patience had evidently replenished. He could see it in him- in the draw of his brow, or the particular cant of his sigh. Maybe even the way his eyes close. Mettaton could see it, and knew better than to push his patience if he lacked it.
That the egg was being subjected to this turmoil as a first impression is something he's only distantly aware of. This is just what it would have to weather, if it were to be part of their unit.]
I still wish that I could put this electricity we have to some more use. Such as, with a TV! Then we could watch something together... [Which sounded nice to him, sitting on this couch.]
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[He answers blandly. Of course, they lived together because they liked to see each other, and because they were in love. That much he knew, and where he doesn't respond to Mettaton's shifts and squirms, his own body a prop for an embrace, and nest for a dragon, he doesn't try to escape the couch either. Annoyed still, but calmer now, he sighs more quietly. Wistful... a mood he was familiar with, and on this star, who else was there to turn to?
Emet-Selch did not consider this place, this world, any sort of 'home'. Not in the short term, and not in the long term. Its welfare was irrelevant to him, and all that mattered was surviving it (and regaining what shouldn't have been taken from them in the first place). Where to go from there was its own problem.
For now, there was navigating what each month strove to throw at them, which at this point included an egg that Mettaton had decided to get attached to. (Emet-Selch didn't think anything of his lover being 'drawn' to this charge, that he'd picked it up for reasons other than whim, on finding one that suited his aesthetics.) An egg that was an awkward lump between them, of similar durability to Mettaton, it seemed; the mage would be the only one to give way, between them.
Not that he was currently being crushed. Not even figuratively, with Mettaton relenting on any attempt to convince him of anything right now. Instead he felt a degree of tension only, agitation always slow to settle, even when it wasn't being provoked.]
Add it to the list of things to plead for. [His voice is a lazy rumble; the way he waves it off, similarly languid.] Along with something to watch....
[Cozying up to a blank screen didn't sound very entertaining... but he wasn't rejecting the idea. It did sound nice.]
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...Quirks, like eggs. Mettaton settles deeper into the couch, which is comfortable enough for him. But he makes a mental note that it could be cushier, somewhere he could envision Emet-Selch sinking into and not wanting to leave... Not that that would be difficult to attain, since Emet-Selch wasn't like to leave if he was trying to be still. He untenses his balled fist, stroking along Emet-Selch's spine shortly, kneading his fingers into the muscle on either side- but with a gentle touch.]
The ever-growing list... Ka-sigh. [It really is a list. Like a new couch. A TV. And...-] Something to watch along with it. Yes... [Closing his eye, Mettaton dreams about the things they could watch together.] Some of my favorites from home. I still want to show you the movie version, of that book I found. But I'd also enjoy sampling some of what other worlds have to offer, or something I haven't seen before.
[And just think. With some more TVs... Mettaton wondered if he could start up a film industry here. He had seen someone on the network talking about TV, even when he hadn't bothered to pay it all of his attention... Could there be more opportunities for TV here?
But those were other dreams, other whimsies, other wistful hopes for a future that stretched out for an unknown amount of time, no matter how long or short. And Mettaton sighs, grounding himself on the couch right here, right now, with only the shards they have between them and the avenues the sleepy town has to offer for the grueling ways to get them. It felt like even if he just existed, his shards increased one way or another... But definitely they increased when he participated in the town's antics. For that, Mettaton would involve himself in it.
Shifting his hand, Mettaton admires the one ring he has here, showing it off to Emet-Selch vaguely.]
Including all of our rings, which I also want back. [Where do those slot in with priorities? Emet-Selch isn't wearing one of his wedding rings, and that sucked. None of his jewelry came with, and Mettaton reaches to touch at his earlobe.] And if we can get rings... This is the chance we've been looking for, to get back our earrings. ...Even though I have no ears to put mine on...
[With no rabbit ears as a permanent feature, Mettaton wouldn't really have a spot to adorn with an amethyst drop. He wanted it no less, though. He would keep it on his person, would wear it out of sentiment.]
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(What had happened last month...? He wasn't sure whether it was the collective that was delusional, or whether it was them, but he was similarly glad to have missed it. Considering that he'd spent the time barely able to breathe, managing whatever dangerous nonsense that had cropped up would have been one more nuisance that he would not have appreciated needing to handle.)
This egg, as of yet, carried only the potential for greater disruption. One Emet-Selch still mostly ignored, despite the weight of it on him, nestled up in black robes. Mettaton's wish to inflict entertainment on him would be its own disruption, if one (probably) not as terrible.]
Considering the amount you're after, perhaps you can obtain a discount by ordering en masse.
[Somewhat dryly stated. But those luxuries were a distant thought, the same as getting a better couch, or more furniture was, to him. Something even better to sink into... something that could fit both of them more comfortably. But this would do for now, and he grudgingly begins to relax as Mettaton kneads along his spine, the contact pleasant.
But when Mettaton moves his other hand, he glances up, finally. Their rings, their earrings- yes. He would agree those were a priority, and he hums quietly when the other man toys with his bare earlobe. Not a priority that would surpass their powers, but one all the same. And since Mettaton had already been able to regain one of their rings before he arrived without any trouble, that suggested that such items were more affordable than magic or sense. (Was the sentiment behind them not so valuable...?! But no, he assumed it had only to do with the practical nature of each request. Touchingly felt as their jewelry was, they provided no power, no advantage. Unless the magic on their earrings persisted...)
Mettaton's absence of ears, though, has him gazing up at him, as though he needed to make sure that yes, the robot still did not natively have any ears (a strange oversight, honestly, even if they would be just for show).]
Mm... you'd have to find some other place to affix it, [Somehow, even though the robot's body wasn't exactly made to be pierceable. Not easily. Even when he'd been a werewolf, it had taken effort.] or turn it into some other type of jewelry.
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Would the crystal afford him a bulk discount? Another thing to ponder... Mettaton genuinely gives it thought, humming as he glances toward the ceiling in wonder. Maybe he could request all of their jewelry, enchanted and not, all at once.....
Their mutual notice over Mettaton's striking lack of ears has Mettaton thumbing Emet-Selch's affectionately. His is pierced; Emet-Selch's has potential always, even if they never managed to obtain their beloved jewelry again. The choices Mettaton could make, the chances he could take advantage of... Could he find a suitable earring here, and could he find some other enchantment for it? (An enchantment to bond their souls... Oh, if only such magic existed. Somehow, Aefenglom seems that bit more technologically advanced, and Nippon even moreso.) Still, the sight of his ear without jewels imbues MTT with the desire to rectify it by his own power, and he hums at it, as well as the mention that he should figure out a new place to apply his earring.]
I wish I had ears. Just to wear that earring. So classic! [To wear an earring always seemed so nice. Maybe he's biased, because Emet-Selch has worn an earring for as long as he's known him. It looked good.] I may not be the sort to wear a necklace all the time, but for that earring, I'll have to become one.
[It could become a pendant. Mettaton couldn't think of any other place to put a piercing... His silicone features were technically piercable, but with a hoop-with-a-drop like that, there didn't seem to be many choices. Or any choices, really. Converting it into something else was all that could be done, for all that the idol fancies himself with a tall rabbit ear to wear it on, at all times.
Shifting closer, Mettaton keeps his thumb against Emet-Selch's earlobe, fondly stroking up the shell of his ear. He looked forward to seeing it adorned by his own touch... just as much as he longed to see his wedding ring banding the Ascian's finger. To see him absolutely decorated.]
And if we can ask for items... Hades, do you know what horrifying truth I've discovered, while shopping in town? [Grave. Mettaton's face grows serious.] It's not hard to find eccentric fashion. It's no trouble, coming across trinkets. But is it just me... or is this town utterly devoid of people who have sex??
[The floor is open for questions. But the answer is this: there is not a single object intended for sexual use. No toys. No lube. No nothing.]
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It seems the only choice, should you wish to keep it on you. Unless you want ears to be your next wish.
[Even as he nudges into Mettaton's touch of his own ear- indeed pierced, though he wasn't wearing anything at the moment- he wondered if his lover would be granted fleshy ears or silicone ones, if asked. Hopefully the latter... considering the absurdity it would be otherwise (he still wasn't sure how wishing for a functional cock would work either, given that Mettaton was completely unmodified, inorganic).
Settling bit by bit, appreciating Mettaton's increasing nearness once again, the question he poses, for all that Emet-Selch hadn't expected anything actually serious with that intro, still comes as a surprise. Taking a breath, clearly gearing up to refute it- he's silent for a long moment instead, as he realizes he can't think of anything to refute it with. The mage looks aside instead, brow furrowing.
He hadn't hunted very thoroughly, or with that as a specific aim- but he had kept an eye out. And by now, he's sure he's canvassed the entire village, small as it was.]
...Are they prudish, or simply unimaginative...?
[Because it was true, he hadn't seen anything as basic as lubrication.
For all its otherwise antiquated mores, Aefenglom had no shortage of sex shops. If not shameless, there was plenty available, from the straightforward to the custom-made and enchanted. And in Nippon they'd had no trouble either (though he was also free to create anything they needed, with his powers intact). But here, they were in a sex desert.]
Unless someone's running a private business out of their home and fail to advertise, then we might be on our own.
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But here... There wasn't a single sign of any sexual inclinations, aside from townspeople wooed over kisses or enjoying exclusive attentions. That was about as intimate as it got. And Mettaton's brow furrows as the mage begins to see his point, disappointed that he couldn't refute him. Prudish or unimaginative, Mettaton wished it was neither.
Could it be a private business...? Mettaton hums, considering this possibility with a slow, small nod, as he rests his cheek even more firmly against the back of the couch, as he curls even more around the egg. Really, he's deflating.]
On our own... See, this is what I mean, about our shards. [Are they going to have to wish proper lubricant into existence themselves?? Mettaton pouts.] How long do we have to wait to have basic amenities, such as lube? We may as well cash in entirely on your powers... [To make lube, infinitely. And anything else. Closing his eye, Mettaton continues with a sigh.] That, or we get creative with what we have...
[Which was his original idea. Mettaton fixes his attention on Emet-Selch, casual in voicing his solutions to their problem.]
The kitchen is full of slippery things. Such as, butter. Is that the way of these people? [Kinky cooking... It has a nice ring to it, thinks Mettaton, who will never perform some sultry, slutty kitchen smut in a million years. He may be sexy, but these performances are VIP!]
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Here, though. Even though Emet-Selch had arrived in the middle of a celebration of love, it had all been reasonably chaste. He really hadn't been looking, then, but nothing in his memory stood out as being explicitly sexual either....
A return of the Ascian's powers would solve all their problems in that regard. He'd even claim that it would be cheaper in the long term, considering the amount of lube they went through, the number of accessories they used (not that it had been an issue as of yet, considering everything that kept them from indulging as they were accustomed). Which didn't solve their problems in the short term....
A situation that Mettaton proffers a solution to, as reasonable as anything.]
...Butter. [As though he hadn't quite heard him or understood him correctly. His own gaze is fixed right back on him.] You want to use... butter, as a replacement for lube?
['You've thought about putting butter on my cock' is something he thinks but doesn't say, doesn't wish to actually voice and realize the truth of it.]
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[Licking his lips as though he could taste the icing, or that he favored it for being icing alone, Mettaton's smile is cheeky and playful, in good humor. His hand drops from his ear and gives the mage's shoulder a rub and a squeeze.
Mettaton does not see anything wrong with this.
In his mind, it doesn't require justification. It's a slippery substance; it wouldn't cause a rash or anything, surely. People ingest it. It's food-safe, and therefore surely skin-safe. Mettaton Knows Product. But instead of justifying this absolute madman idea, Mettaton snuggles into place, curled around the dragon egg and sidling ever closer to his husband, fingers groping their way down his bicep.]
Unless you can come up with a substance preferable, that would offer optimal glide. Butter seems the easiest!
[So, 'yes, I've thought about putting butter on your cock.' Premeditated.]
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